Phrases you DON’T want to hear during early voting –
- “You moved the ballot box. It was over there yesterday!”
- “I drove all day to get here.”
- “I left my ID at the hotel.”
- “Meet my parole officer.”
- “What a coincidence! You have three twins, too!”
- “Can you give me directions to Precinct six now?”
- “Why cant I bring my gun in”
- “Can my baby vote?”
- “What, no pitbulls allowed in the voting area ?”
- “They let my son into R rated movies. What’s the diff?”
- “Once we’re citizens, we’ll get better IDs.”
- “Where do I sign up for the free house?”
- “See you tomorrow!”
- “Got any more carbon paper?”
- “That’s one for McCain, three for Barack.”
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